Sunday, September 25, 2011

Moving On to Pink Film Archive & IMDb!



Posting here over the past month has been fun and given me ideas on what can and can't be done in this format. As mentioned earlier, I'll be cutting back on Wiki-type work after the first month of October, and with that, posting at this Boobpedia blog will dwindle. Still I'll plan on posting the occasional essay whenever I come across a new discovery to share here and at BP.

My next project is to upload the Pink film poster images I've accumulated and identified over the years while working on the subject at Wikipedia and Eigapedia. Dekkappai's Pink Film Archive is the first step in that project. (I'm hoping Blogspot allows thousands of posts/images, because that's what it's going to take.) Step two will be adding the info on these films to IMDb, where I've been contributing to the subject sporadically, but quite successfully over the past couple years. (I had to chuckle when I read the message at IMDb on adding new films, along the lines of, "We already have almost every feature film ever released, your new one is probably already here." Well, IMDb, you've barely scratched the surface of the fascinating world Pink film... So, allow me to introduce you to about 100 films a year you've overlooked...)

IMDb will be a better place for this information than the so-called "encyclopedic" Wikipedia and Wikia. Not only is IMDb-- despite what Wikipedia claims-- a much more "reliable" source, because it checks all information before adding it, it doesn't allow any fool to edit it. No one edits it except for IMDb staff. We submit data with sourcing for their consideration, and then they add or reject it. At Wikipedia, where "anyone" can edit, people who are opposed to certain topics come there simply to remove that information, no matter how well sourced. Unless you want to spend most of your time fighting to keep legitimate information in, you are wasting your time contributing there... One drawback to IMDb is that it charges to add posters to their pages, so I won't be doing that. But I'll link to the posters in my new blog at external links at the IMDb page. I've already got a few Pink film posters from 1967/68 linked to another poster image album of mine which never went very far. Those posters are very tame compared with the recent ones. I'll go in with the understanding that they'll probably reject most of the poster links, but at least the info will be there, and the posters will be in my Archive, searchable in English, for anyone curious. I'll continue adding to Boobpedia whenever inspiration and/or new models strike. And I leave you for now with one of the loveliest of Japanese BBW models, one who looks as good coming as she does going: The sublime Tamaki Yasuoka in two images from the DVD MAGURO-008. Tamaki-san, the relish is ready if you've got a nonce to spare for some flippin'!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Hexvoodoo requested we not edit Boobpedia today, since it was being moved to a new (better, hopefully) server. I watched Where Danger Lives (1950) instead. Excellent little film noir marred only by an unbelievable happy ending. Robert Mitchum is a promising young doctor engaged to be married, who falls in love with a murdering psycho, heads for Mexico with her, leading to all kinds of misery. After she's shot and Mitchum is recovering in the hospital, his fiancee is waiting, sweetly, for him. Hunh? WTF? Not in my experience. She'd have kicked him in the balls and ripped his eyes out-- and that's if she forgave him!

Mrs. Dekkappai, being a chubby, buxom Asian woman herself, knows I like to look at other women-- chubby, buxom, Asian, and/or not-- and she's fine with that. But do you know what would happen if I ever ran off with some floozy, like Mitchum did in this movie?... Do you???


THIS would happen!

And this!
And THIS!!
And THIS!!!

AND THIS!!!!!

But let's take a breath and pull ourselves together now... Anyway. Claude Rains redeemed himself after the rather disappointing Angel on My Shoulder from a couple days ago. He was superb as the bitter, soon-to-be-murdered cuckolded husband in this movie, though he only had a short part.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Boin Box Bios done, Uncle Bon Bon outdoes himself

Finished the Boin Box series bio-stubblies for the new actresses this a.m. I know I have a moral obligation here to live up to my "Adult Content" warning, but I can't resist... allow me to once again indulge my fetish for clothed women. Feast your eyes on the gorgeous Boin Box sweater-girl Rei Minami to your left, here from a DVD code-named TMEM-012 on the as-yet unexplored Baltan label. Combine that with the unveiling on the right, and you have as pleasant a little scenario for your viewing pleasure as you could ask for.

I went back and started a couple bios on older Boin Box actresses which had been left, but the server started fizzin' up (the trusty old "Forbidden" message), so I counted up my bios from the past week and added them to my curriculum vitae-- 37 bios in all. And now with that obligation out of my way, I'm free to take another safari into my beloved pocchari territory.

I then took a little time to browse around a little and found that DMM has released the highly-anticipated screenshots to the Bon Bon Cherry series DVD BOMC-029 (Exclusive! Never Before Seen! 26-Year-Old 144cm T-Cup Haruki, 50cm Difference Between Top and Under Bust), bearing a record-breaking T-cup model. Unfortunately none of the images have her face visible. To the left, Haruki further satisfies my fetish for clothed models. However, note the rounded window pane in the background of the image at left, indicating that either Haruki lives in a home constructed by hobbits, or the photographer felt the need to enhance the model's supernatural attributes with that fish-eye lens I was complaining about a couple days ago. I mean, what the hell, Uncle Bon Bon?! This is may be the biggest bazoom yet captured in the history of Japanese AV, and you feel the need to exaggerate it with photographic manipulation?

The image at right seems to give a better idea of what the lady's chestular attributes look like clothed, with a minimum of photographic interference from our dear Uncle.








Now, if I can direct your attention back to the left, we see the goods in the process of unveiling.










Et voilà
. Glance to the right, and no more words are necessary. I will leave you to contemplate the goodness of nature's bounty... DMM kindly offers a video clip to sample the harvest...

Sunday, September 18, 2011

To Pee or Not to Pee

Flopped out a few more Boin Box series bio-quicklies in the a.m.: Yuu Aiuchi (the breathtakingly lovely lass to our left), Mayu Hibiki, and Haruka Koide, with Donizetti's Anna Bolena (Gencer, Simionato) for accompaniment, until, once again, the server's problems curtailed editing... This time leaving a glaring error in an article, which I couldn't correct (giving Yuu Aiuchi's bust measurement as 34cm instead of 34 inches / 85cm). At least this morning's error message was different from the usual "Forbidden". This time I was informed, "This is a cached copy of the requested page, and may not be up to date. Sorry! This site is experiencing technical difficulties." Ah well, I fixed it after a few minutes.

Continuing my exploration of obscure B-movie rarities, I watched something called Wizard of Oz (1939) today. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this film is destined for classic status. I always wondered why the fact that Frank Morgan who played both Professor Marvel and the Wizard, is also the gate-keeper/carriage driver never seems to be noticed by anyone else. Or am I imagining it. No, IMDb lists it. I guess it's known. Anyway, it adds another level to the Wizard's humbuggery...

It strikes me now, too, that since I saw the movie on a Korean DVD, the Korean translation-- 오즈의 마법사 ("Ojeu ui mabopsa") needs only a minor alteration-- 오줌의 마법사 ("Ojum ui mabopsa") to become an excellent title for a scatological porn DVD-- "The Wizard of Piss". Believe it... or not... (Unfortunately, a Wiki-pimp search on the title indicates I'm not the first to come up with this clever little pun...) I'd post a picture here of one of my favorite Japanese lovelies peeing, but I suspect Blogspot / Blogger would have a policy against such things. Checking the Terms of Service, however, I only see the explicit exclusion of bestiality (there goes some Hisayasu Satou films), and incest... do they mean real incest or the portrayal of it by actors? If the former, how do they prove it? If the latter, well, a whole lot of stuff is excluded, including much of the oeuvre of my beloved, maternal Tamaki Yasuoka, not to mention such major filmmakers as Shouhei Imamura. (At right, jolly AV actresses Usagi Minagi and Tamaki Yasuoka demand an answer to this relative question.)... I'm sure I've got a few images of actresses urinating hidden away somewhere, but a quick browse through my archives turned up nothing immediate... It's not my cup of pee anyway, so why fight for it?... Piss on it...

I was back and forth while the movie played, but I had to sit down to enjoy my favorite moment. It's when Dorothy is getting ready to click her heels together and return to Kansas. The Wizard has already taken off in the balloon. She's saying goodbye to her Oz friends, as "If I Only Had a Brain" is playing softly, with restrained passion on the soundtrack. Just when she comes to the Cowardly Lion, the violins suddenly, sweetly soar up to the stratosphere in close harmony, like a stifled sob, longing for home but regretting leaving new friends, anticipating the later wish to return to Oz, the inevitable return to sepia-tones after all the magical color of the last 90 minutes, the audience's knowledge that the film is coming to an end, and of childhood's bittersweet ending leading to disillusioned adulthood, old age and death, Judy Garland's for one... All wrapped up in one wistful little passing phrase in the strings. Chokes me up every time...

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Started the day off with a bio-quickly for Sumire Matsu. Waaaay to thin for my liking. She is an example of the esteemed quality of "kubire"-- the curve between ribs and hips-- which seems to mean to me, actually, just plain old boniness... not to mention the neurotic worrying about weight, and other personality traits that usually accompany such a figure... Ms. Matsu (at right) smiles here, but I still feel bad when I see such a figure. You can actually see her bones there, can't you? It brings images of prison camps to mind... Well, if some women want to be this way-- really want to, rather than feel they have to-- and some guys like this, fine, fine, I guess. Give me a lady who's nice and comfortable, relaxed, plump and happy though. I didn't work much on Boobpedia for a weekend, but I did start six more Boin Box series bios: Megumi Yuuka, Mia Kashiwagi, Yuka Nishii, Mizuho Seto, Marin Koyanagi, and Riho Hoshiyama.

Back to my public domain comedy-viewing project, I finally got around to watching Hillbilly Blitzkrieg (1942), sequel to Private Snuffy Smith (also 1942). I was going to jokingly refer to it as "Hillbilly Apocalypse", but Wikipedia's pimp informs me that name has already been taken, apparently by a musical group of some sort. My second choice, "Hillbilly Holocaust" has also been taken... Speaking of Google, Barney Google, the star character of the comic strip which Snuffy Smith took over, appears as a main character in this film, played by double-talking comic actor Cliff Nazarro. Nazarro "had the unique ability to ramble on and on, with 80 percent of his speech being garbled nonsense words, generally confounding friends and foes alike." (according Tim Hollis in Ain't that a knee-slapper: rural comedy in the twentieth century scroll up to p.109) A man after my own heart... And I thought the sound on the DVD just went askew whenever he said anything. In the final fade-out, Snuffy and Edgar Kennedy are both riding a bomb traveling through space. They look down and Snuffy says, "There goes Pearl Harbor!" and Kennedy replies, "Yeah! Next stop Tokyo!" Apparently the film was not a success, according to the surmising of Hollis. But one can only wonder, seeing this final scene, if Kubrik saw it... It's eerily similar to the great scene in Doctor Strangelove with Slim Pickens as a Major "King" Kong a-hootin' and a-hollerin' as he rides his own bomb to apocalypse... Our second film of the day was Angel on My Shoulder (1946) starring Paul Muni as a dead gangster, and Claude Rains as the Devil. This "class" comedy from a big studio-- United Artists-- was less enjoyable than the B-movie quickies I've been watching lately. Sure, it was better made, but I got the feeling I was being condescended to. Seemed like one of those "sophisticated" comedies the critics and big-shots always like, but, 20 years later, are forgotten, while the low-brow stuff is still enjoyed. (Reminds me of a certain "Encyclopedic" project which allows self-appointed guardians of quality to decide that what its readers should read, and delete what they actually want to read, because that is not respectable... I mean "notable".) Muni, especially, was over-doing the comic acting, and the gangster-ese. A "serious drahmatician" trying to hard to be a lowly comedian. Rains is his usual self, which is not bad, but as the Devil? Sure the Devil can be suave and manipulative, but should he be totally non-threatening? I don't know, just didn't work for me. The Hillbilly movie was more fun, if, obviously, not the better film of the two.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Started another single bio this a.m.-- Misato Ayukawa seen at left in Boin "Misato Ayukawa" Box (April 2010) then fixed some of the old video links in the Cinema Unit GAS DVD articles during the afternoon. Flopped out a triple o' bio-quicklies in the p.m.: Madoka Ayukawa, Serina Kurosawa, and Kaede Ousawa. Kaede Ousawa is seen at right. Lovely young girl, but has blond/red hair. Remind me to complain about Asian women dyeing their hair blond later... Also, don't let me forget to rant about piercing, tattoos, implants, cosmetic amputation, and whatever sorts of body-mutilation passes for fashion these days. I like women just as nature intended them. Au naturel. À la carte. No man-made contraptions to interfere with their natural beauty, please. Thank you very much.

After the night's editing, I watched a little Monk with my son. One of the few new TV shows I'll watch. And then only on DVD. Remind me to rant some time about how much I hate American culture of the past decade-and-a-half. How alienated I feel from what is ostensibly my own culture. How much more I enjoyed being a foreigner in Korea and Japan-- where I really was a foreigner-- than I do being one in my own country... Actually, I guess I like Monk because I can identify with him. Though he does seem more comfortable here than I am... And a better detective...

Since I've hinted at some of my dislikes above-- which I'll rant about later, God willing-- allow me to now be more positive, and discuss a few the things I do like. Now, be forwarned, delicate reader, I am about to expose a few of my very bizarre fetishes. One of my strange quirks involves the pleasure of seeing women with clothes on. Yes. On. I find them quite beautiful that way. Is there a name for that fetish? Now I'm not talking about fetish clothing-- I don't care for leather, or angora, or high heels and all that crap. No, just plain, everyday clothing... Glasses would be a nice touch though. (Right: Noa Serizawa amply demonstrates the charm of a buxom, beautiful woman with clothes on. Sick? If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.) Now don't get me wrong: I find them quite beautiful with their clothes off too. Absolutely. No question about it. But after seeing one of these AV actresses nude in every conceivable position, from every angle, I start to wonder, "Oh, I bet she'd look GORGEOUS in clothes!" And sometimes I'm frustrated in my efforts to scan the Internet seeking out a picture of this lovely lady in attire other than her birthday suit, and in a position less than scandalous.

Another fetish is the first view. The first shy unveiling. The moment when she first shares her offerings, demonstrated by the bounteous Usagi Minagi to the left. The "You like?" moment. Yes, I like. Oh yes, I like very much. "Too big?" Oh, no, no. "I am too fat?" Oh, no, no, just relax and don't worry about a thing, my sweet. Ah, memories... I hope my sharing these horribly revolting, twisted, disgusting, deeply personal fetishes of mine have not unduly shocked my readers. I hope you're not too queasy to eat dinner alright after all this filth. I've certainly embarrasted myself by opening up my deepest, darkest secrets this way, that's for sure... But what the Hell? It was a decent enough excuse to post a couple more photos, and to blather on a bit...

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Started one bio this a.m.-- Yui Tachibana-- skinny, pretty gal... I offer her image at right for your enjoyment and edification. These bio stubs go a lot slower than the DVD stubs, because I've been accumulating the DVD info when I'm at faster computers, then putting the articles together and posting them at the slower ones. Using time more efficiently, in other words. I finished 65 DVD stubs for the Boin Box series in less than a week. Yet here I am a week later, and have only added a dozen or so bios... And interest begins to dissolve when things go that slowly. I'll have to think about devising a way to put the bios together in a similar way, in order to increase productivity.

Now's as good a time as any, I suppose, to mention that I plan on curtailing my editing activity after the first week of October. Other hobbies call, and I've been gradually easing back into them over the past couple months. I'd originally intended to spend the last month or so of full-time Wiki-hobbying working on Japanese cinema at Eigapedia and Korean cinema at Yeonghwapedia but I received news that the "explicit" posters of some of the Pink films articles I'd started at Eigapedia (and the "Ero" films I planned to start at Yeonghwapedia) would have to be deleted, making the articles pretty useless, I think. When I want to work on articles with bare-bones info and no poster, I contribute to IMDb. So, Boobpedia becomes my final full-time wiki-hobby outlet, and it is a fine place to wind up this hobby. I'll plan on adding to Boobpedia and this blog whenever new inspiration-- and information-- hits, but it won't be as regular as it has been, or will be until early October.

Anyway, the Boobpedia server was screwing up in the afternoon, so all I got done was to add a few Amazon numbers to the newest Cinema Unit GAS DVDs and info on the latest Shaking Big Boobs series releases. I flopped out a quadruple of bio-quicklies in the p.m.--Momoko Saeki (the lovely lady seen to the left), Suzuka Arinaga, Yumi Kitami, and Mei Asuka-- then called it quits.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Venus Anadyomene

Started another bio-stub this morning, Kairi Uehara, but discovered another editor had already started an article on her under another alias Nao Tachibana. Damn. I merged what I could, and patched up the mess I'd made as best as I could, given that the Boobpedia server was again giving me trouble. During the afternoon I put together data on a few new pocchari series: POTYAJ, PCHA, and Jams' FAT series. All short series which should be quick, easy and fun. In the evening I started three more BoinBB bios, then browsed around a little. I found the new releases from BBP Eizo, a "candid camera"-type series which takes videos of chubby and busty women on the street or at the beach. Though obviously hit & miss, it occasionally comes up with such visions of wonderous loveliness as this Venus emerging from the sea-- cropped from the DVD cover KBCK-024-- over on the right. It's an interesting series, at least judging from the DVD covers, but won't work in with the AV network method we've got going at Boobpedia-- Start articles on all the DVDs in a series, then bio stubs with filmographies on all the actresses, who then appear in more busty series, each of which we start articles on, leading to more actress bio stubs.. I guess that's the way Boobpedia keeps perpetuatin' itself, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until - aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again.... Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yerselves...

(note: for a fuller look at this DVD, and the girl in this scene, see the blog post for June 29, 2014.)

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Started out the morning by flopping out one bio-stub for a new Boin Box actress, Natsumi Kimoto (right). Beautiful girl, but I chose poorly by starting at the end of the series-- the most recent release-- which meant she hadn't appeared in much yet and didn't have much info or photos available. I even wound up having to use a DVD cover for her portrait, which I try to avoid at all costs. I decided to go back and start at the other end of the series at night.

During my afternoon session, I gathered data for the Maguro series / label's Nikudan series. I'm not sure about the name. In Japanese it's Ma-gu-ro, but DMM gives the director's name in Roman script as "Magllow". Maguro certainly makes more sense, as "Magllow" makes no sense whatsoever as far as I can tell. Maguro is Japanese for tuna, and a fish under the rising sun greets you at the label's official site: http://maguro721.com/. Also, I think it's slang for "AV actress", but I'm not sure about that-- might be another fish... This series and the director obviously have a thing for big butts. At left, say hello again to the series' standard-bearer, the inimitable Rose Aoyama. Unlike with most of these Japanese big-butt models, they don't even have to use that annoying fish-eye lens technique to exaggerate Ms. Aoyama's parting salutations. That damned fish-eye makes the rooms look like they're round, and distort the actress' bodies to make one area look larger than it actually is. Just give me the real thing, please. I'm more than capable of fixating on my favorite bits all by myself, without interference from artificial digital enhancement. The official site gives video samples, but they're imbedded, and I can't figure out how to download and save them. (If anyone knows how, I'd be grateful for a note of explanation.) Here is Rose Aoyama's page/video depicting, among other scenarios, the pleasures of a brief encounter at the laundromat with a friendly young lady with an enormous ass. Most, if not all, the actresses also satisfy Boobpedia's inclusion criteria quite satisfactorily. Rose has recently made a video (PCHA-006) under the alias "Christine"-- but there's no hiding that unique figure in the world of Japanese AV under an alias... Throw the goddess Tamaki Yasuoka into the series, and the Nikudan series is bound to become one of my favorites. I'm pretty sure some of these DVDs have already been started by other editors. I'm glad that the interest is there, but I hate to change other people's work to make it fit the format Prophecy and I have started. It's not that I feel put out, it's that I don't like to interfere with what other people have done. But since we have this video style established and spread throughout the project, as long as no information is lost, why not standardize the format? I started only a couple bio stubs in the evening: Hiyoko Morinaga and Sachika Manabe, then called it a night.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Boin Box series now up-to-date

Flopped out a quintuple o' quicklies this A.M.-- BOBB-107-111. Noticed another editor had started an article for Akina right before I logged on, so I added a filmography consisting of the two stubs on DVDs of hers I started yesterday. It's good to see other people interested in these subjects. I added some more data to the Oppai label in the afternoon, then finished the Boin Box series project in the evening-- up to #119, Boin "Miina Kanno" Box 2: Breast Slave Breast Fetish. (Pictured on the right, as if to show that good old-fashioned S&M is not dead.) Working through the Boin Box series #54-119-- 65 DVDs-- proved to easier than expected. Yesterday was the only full day of editing work devoted to it-- and that was about 3 hours in the morning, then I just flopped out 2-5 at a time the rest of the day while waiting for coffee to brew, son to finish homework, when I could duck away from the TV during that lousy movie, or whatever few minutes I could spare. All the real work-- the info-gathering-- was done in my 30-minutes afternoon sessions during the week-- and only two of those...

40 minutes in the morning, 30 minutes in the daytime, an hour or two at night on weekdays, and about three hours on a weekend to start 65 articles in a week. So, all-in-all, if time is allocated efficiently, the Wiki-work doesn't have to be a time-consuming hobby. It gets to be time- and energy-draining, and destructive when you allow in large groups of "editors" who are fundamentally opposed to the goals or subject of the Wiki (read, Wikipedia "Deletionists" and Admins) to turn it all into one big debate / argument / bureaucratic farce. Wikipedia's figurehead, Jimbo Wales, once claimed WP aspired for "The sum of human knowledge", which is an "Inclusionist" statement if ever there was one. Yet he has allowed the project to be hijacked by people whose sole goal at WP is to remove sourced material they don't want to see. BP, to its credit, has only two administrators, and both of those are in favor of the subject of the project. When one of them deletes something, there is no need to worry if there is some hidden agenda behind it, because they have shown that they are completely in favor of BP's goals. Moreover, the subject of the project is stated clearly and not open for endless "Wikipedia is not..."-type debates: The subject is boobs (well, "big" boobs, C-cup or above-- I'd quibble with that limitation, preferring boobs, just plain old boobs, period. But since this was stated plainly and clearly when I joined up, I have no problem accepting that.) WP's ever-increasing exclusion criteria-- at a project claiming to aim for "the sum of human knowledge"-- are all mob-made, changeable, subjective, open to interpretation, and based on a shell-game sham version of "consensus". There are Wikipedia administrators who are quite open-- both on and off Wikipedia-- in expressing their contempt for both the "community" and the goals of the project. And these thugs-- seen as "hardliners"-- get the most respect at Wikipedia. It's got so bad now that a subject's ethnicity and family background are considered inappropriate information in a biography. What a Godawful, hopeless mess that site is! It is now, officially, totally useless.

Anyway... That was fun working through those 65 DVDs and updating that series, but I'm hankering to get back to my lovely BBWs now. Of course, I should probably start a few stubs on the new Boin Box actresses first though... (at left, Yui-chan from PCHA-013 beckons, "Dekkappai-san! Come back to where your heart is! Enough of skinny girls in handcuffs! Start an article for meeee!!!" Coming, Yui-chan, darling, coming, coming, coming...)

Sunday, September 11, 2011

I woke up early for a Sunday-- about 5:30 a.m.-- so I had a good three hours of Boobpedian work done before breakfast. I continued with the Boin Box series project. Did some shopping and other real-life crap that cut into my precious BP-editing time, then got to flop out 1-5 more article stubs at a time whenever I could sit down at the computer. The day's work produced 27 DVD stubs, nestling my day's editing comfily between the two lovelies, Madoka Ayukawa from Boin "Madoka Ayukawa" Box (BOBB-079, seen at left) and Yuu Aiuchi from Boin "Yuu Aiuchi" Box 2 (BOBB-106, seen at right).

This evening's excursion into the risky realm of public domain cinematic pleasure consisted of The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West (1976; from 1973 TV footage). I'm not really sure it's public domain though, since it's not available for download at the Internet Archive. Maybe it's just that nobody wants to claim ownership...The film was simply four episodes of the television series Dusty's Trail lazily stitched together. Dusty's Trail was a lazy imitation of Gilligan's Island. What made Gilligan work well for what it was-- crap-- was that its plots moved. It had enough plot in any one episode for any three run-of-the-mill crap TV sitcoms. An incident would set off a plot point, which would lead to another incident setting off more things, and another, and another. Dusty, like most crap sitcoms, had one thing set off the entire episode, and that was it. The setting for the series was simply the Gilligan characters moved to the old west. Forest Tucker as the "Skipper" figure was pretty good. Bob Denver in the Gilligan / Dusty role seemed listless and tired, but not too awfully bad. The rest of the Gilligan characters-- Mr. & Mrs. Howell, the Professor, Ginger & MaryAnne-- were all there, but without the talented actors that made them work well in Gilligan. The stitched-together aspect of the film was pretty obvious. Every 25 minutes one stopped and another started. All-in-all it was pretty damned bad.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Träume keine kleinen Träume

Went out most of the day with the family, enjoying Korean, Japanese & Chinese stuff... Finally started posting the Boobpedia articles to the Boin Box series DVD articles, got BOBB-054 - BOBB-078 The first DVD-- Boin "Yume Sazanami" Box-- stars the dreamy Yume Sazanami, who is built solidly enough to have starred in works by big-girl studio JAMS (see: Working Busty Girl! Bomber Boobs Spartan Nursery Nanny ;February 2010 and Big Ass Maze! Enormous Breast Carnivorous Empress; December 2010). She is seen in action at left in a DVD not yet started, Code name: ALB-063. Needless to say, Ms. Sazanami meets with my full-hearted approval. And the day's concluding Boobpedia work was - Boin "Momoko Saeki" Box 2, starring another fine lass, though one whose article has not yet been started.

The cinematic selection of the evening was Private Snuffy Smith (1942), originally titled Snuffy Smith, Yard Bird. An OK Poverty Row (Monogram Pictures again) comedy. Another film directed by Eddie Cline (See Peck's Bad Boy with the Circus from a few days ago.) Offensive Hillbilly stereotyping, I guess, but the dialect they spoke was so bizarre I couldn't recognize it as Hillbilly-ese... The Snuffy Smith comic was still popular when I was younger-- I don't know, is it still around?-- but I don't remember reading it much. A high point was good old Edgar Kennedy doing the gruff authoritarian role that he does so well. The star-- Bud Duncan was a "Little person" according to IMDb. He was funny enough, made a decent Snuffy. His wife looked very much as I remember her in the strip. Strange, but not necessarily very funny... Come to think of it, the strip wasn't very funny either... The son loved it though, and is all set for the sequel, Hillbilly Blitzkrieg (also 1942). Here, fix yerself a heapin' helpin' o' Snuffy fer free at the Internet Archive.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Spent the morning Boobpedia session (which usually runs about 20-30 minutes) finding more screenshots for the Boin Box series. I finished adding Amazon numbers to the series data during my afternoon BP session (usually 30-45 minutes) and started adding new info on entries to the Big Boobs, Bomber Boobs series.

The evening's entertainment returned us to East Side Kid territory with Spooks Run Wild (1941). We seem to have, unintentionally, watched these East Side Kids epics in order of their production. This film includes the Kids' legendary first meeting with Bela Lugosi, making it a Poverty Row Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), although, since that Universal production came seven years after this Monogram Pictures one, the big studio must have stolen the idea from the minor... Once again, Ernest "Sunshine Sammy" Morrison stole the show as far as I am concerned, yet he was relegated to an even smaller role in the group's hierarchy than he was in the previous film. Huntz Hall was clearly being groomed as an equal to Leo Gorcey. But it's Morrison that was the funniest. You can even see Lugosi struggling to keep from cracking up when Morrison does an especially funny "scared" bit and runs off. One wonders what was going on, that this guy-- the funniest of the gang-- was being pushed off to the background. Racism would be the obvious answer, though one would hope the answer isn't that obvious... You can view it online for free at the Internet Archive.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

À la Recherche du Boobs Perdu

Spent the morning session picking out screenshots for the Boin Box series. Did #54 - 88. Gathered Amazon numbers for series in the afternoon. Looks like I'm drifting towards my next project: Boin Box series. Nice-looking models, but not especially attractive to me, most of them. Probably more popular than what I like though. These are all young, thin, model-pretty girls. I've always liked mature, plump, earth-mother types which were very rare in Japanese erotic entertainment until recently. Naomi Tani was the best I could find to match my ideal during the '70s...

I remember having to pick my eyes up up from bouncing around on the floor of the Japanese bookstore, after they'd popped out when I came across Kimiko Matsuzaka (left) in a magazine in 1989. Hard to believe today what a shock it was to see a Japanese model with a little plumpness, not to mention bazooms of that size.


And then Mariko Morikawa came along in 1994! After Morikawa (seen at right), it was a steady escalation in the appreciation of kyonyuu, and with it a gradual realization that the BBW body-type that came with the kyonyuu was not necessarily undesirable. Now pocchari is a real genre unto itself. These days, there are so many gorgeous new BBW models you'd never have seen in the '90s or before... Favorites of today? Tani, Matsuzaka and Morikawa were the reigning queens of each of their eras.






I guess I'll have to put together a list today's top ten eventually. A few of them have already been posted here, although of all of them, motherly Tamaki Yasuoka (left) is pretty close to the Dekkappedian idea of perfection...













...as is Karen Toudou (right)...










...and Mitsumi Nanao (left)...








...and...

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

'Walking' by Henry Dekkappai Thoreau

Another slow day BP-wise. Spent the morning and evening cropping out front covers on the BOIN Box DVDs, then set up the article template and the web addresses for screenshots. Gathered some data on the Oppai label in the afternoon

Lacking other Boobpedia-related news, I present to you now my tribute to the immortal Thoreau essay, Walking.

I'm not a big guy, but I've got a long-legged, loping gait. Generally I walk fast, even if I'm not especially in a hurry. It's an easy, unhurried, naturally long-stepped stride. I don't appear to be walking fast to the observer, though I do cover a lot of ground in a short time. I don't saunter, unless sauntering is my purpose, and then I saunter with relish. I tend to walk straight ahead to my destination, unlike most people, who slowly wander and zig-zag randomly like extras from Night of the Living Dead. I will take a longer route if that route is less populated and will result in my avoiding an aimlessly milling crowd, or one which is headed in the direction I am traveling, but just walking too slowly. I will take that alternate route even if it lengthens my walk and inevitably delays me from reaching my destination, if I am not pressed for time. As long as I am moving at my regular, comfortable rate of speed, I am fine. I take the path of least idiocy, unless idiocy-- meaning people, people in crowds-- cannot be avoided. As a matter of fact, if you are ever in a large crowd of slow-moving, aimlessly-wandering idiots, and some guy comes charging through, fast, in the opposite direction, making a gallant attempt to avoid bumping into anyone, and muttering, "Buncha fuckin' zombies." -- that's probably me. Dekkappai.

As I said, I do walk straight-- I generally walk straight to my destination by the shortest route I can calculate in my mind. If you were to plot my course, however, you would notice several minor deviations from the straight path. This is because I attempt to avoid running into people. Running into people slows me down, and I don't like collisions with strangers-- especially men, who tend to be the main bumpers. Women probably sense I'd enjoy it; why couldn't I ever have a collision such as the one re-enacted in the IZM DVD at right? If I see another pedestrian walking towards me, I will move to the side to avoid collision. If the on-coming pedestrian then moves towards another collision, I will again alter my course. I know this collision-phobia is an odd quirk of mine since most people don't seem to mind collisions at all. In fact they seem to enjoy them because a collision gives them a chance to stop and yell at each other, engaging in a "Who's the bigger asshole" contest. I don't care for those contests. If you want to be a bigger asshole than me, I'm fine with that. Just get out of my way. I've got somewhere to be, and it ain't here.

So anyway, I was walking out of the store today in my usual long-legged loping gait. My path to the exit was straight ahead. Another man was walking in a path that would cross mine. He was walking slowly and aimlessly. I calculated that, traveling at the velocities we were, even should the other man suddenly straighten out his path, I would easily reach the point at which our paths intersected before him. Now, I take no pride in saying this. I'm not bragging. I present it as a simple statement of fact. The other man, however, seeing me coming increased his speed. Why? Beyond the fact that people are stupid-- FUCKING stupid-- I could not have offered a guess at that point. Regardless, even given the other man's increased speed, my calculations assured me that I would still have no problem whatsoever crossing the intersection before him. I maintained my rate of speed. (For those who are bored with this narrative, I offer for your viewing pleasure a totally gratuitous image of Yuuki Manaka on bicycle, at left) After another step, as I was about to put my foot down again, I saw a grit of determination come to the other man's face, and I realized this had become a "Bigger Asshole" contest to him. He was determined he would the bigger one. Fine, I would let him have his pride. He sped up further. Still not wishing to slow down, I instead altered my course slightly so that the other man would cross first, and I will cross after, and behind him. I would have lost only an insignificant fraction of a second from my departure from the store, the other man's self-respect-- so-called-- would be intact, and we would both be satisfied. But no. The other man, either sensing that I was throwing the race, or just being too feeble to maintain his accellerated rate, slowed down. Now I was at a loss. My current, altered course would lead to certain collision with the man now, but if I went back to my original course, I would, by moving ahead again, threaten him. I unwisely readjusted my path to its original course thinking-- though now dubious-- that I would be able to cross the intersection first without incident, and then proceed on out the store to freedom. Just as I was about to cross, however, the other man suddenly lunged ahead of me, shouting, "Oh no you don't, sir!" I come to a sudden stop to avoid running right smack into him. He stopped and turned around, expecting a fight, I suppose. I resumed walking and attained exit. As I unlocked my car I mumbled, "Fuck you, asshole". Bach was playing on the radio as I drove off. The End. (Nobody, but NOBODY says "The End" like Rose Aoyama, at right, says "The End").

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Adrift, Floating Towards Boin Box series


Not very enthusiastic about any new series to start. Spent the morning BP-editing session time downloading the BOBB / Boin Box series DVD covers up to #119, the latest one. Spent the afternoon collecting data for Oppai label. Got up to January 2011. Kind of stumped on where to go next. Several glamour-puss series cry out to be updated. I've got the Boin Box series, Boin / Big Tits * Bomber Tits series and Oppai all ready to start, but the enthusiasm is not there. Skinny young girls. All glamorous-model type series. I want my BBWs. I like the earth-mother form, as unveiled and demonstrated by the exquisite Madame Tamaki Yasuoka to your right. Maybe I'll continue starting synopses and adding screenshots to the older DVD articles, or maybe just some random (non-series) DVDs for actresses I especially like. Tamaki Yasuoka, for example...

Watched Natural Born Killers (1994) at night. Bonnie and Clyde (1967) is (I think) usually cited as the main influence on this film, but I'm struck by the similarity of the plot to what I've read about the Nikkatsu Roman Porno Assault! Jack the Ripper (1976), though I've never seen it to really compare. Tarantino was quoted in an article on Roman Porno as admiring the genre, so it's entirely possible he saw the film before writing the script. (Poster for Assault! Jack the Ripper at left) Tarantino was left out of the extras on the DVD. Nothing was said, so I got the impression there was some kind of big Hollywood ego falling out between him & Stone-- maybe not. It would have been nice to hear where he got the idea for the film...

Monday, September 5, 2011

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Boobpedia!

Boobpedia work was pretty slow today-- just added a few synopses to some of the JAMS articles, based on descriptions from Fetish World while listening to Bellini's La Sonnambula (Bernstein & Callas) and drinking cheap cabernet sauvignon ("Dago red", I believe, is the scientific nomenclature). Several of the descriptions were too skimpy to be useful, "Very hot big boobs!! She has the best big boobs!!" for example. A bit hard to spin a Shakespearian plot out of that. The video title (Gal's Big Boobs!!) says it all in fact, and quite eloquently. Brevity, as the man says, is the soul of wit. I translated the full title more literally, long-windedly, if less idiomatically, as Super Boob Gal!! Delicious, Juicy Woman Flesh. It stars one of my absolute favorites, the breath-taking Noa Serizawa (seen at left, in a publicity shot for the DVD). In fact two of the item descriptions were identical: "Very glamorous plump body!! Neat and clean kimono and plump hell!" A noble sentiment, but useless for creating a synopsis. Ah well, humble Boobpedia-- unlike smug, self-satisfied Wikipedia-- will never be finished. Eventually these little DVD stubs will have synopses worthy of the fine works of Japanese BBW erotica they no doubt are. If I don't live to see that day, some Asian-BBW-obsessed successor will do the job. I have faith. And if not, these articles will remain to record the existence of these lovely ladies and the DVDs in which they starred...

Then we have the "plot descriptions" of pure hyperbole, such as Ultra Buxom Woman!! Akiba Super Tits Girl's which claims of Karen Toudou "Perhaps she has the 'biggest' breasts among all Asian women! She is the star! Our star of the female breasts! The best of the best!" Now, don't get me wrong, I love her madly. She's an absolutely gorgeous woman: beautiful, intelligent-looking face, incredible ass, legs, thighs, calves, boobs, belly (my God what a beauty!), plus-- be still my heart-- she wears glasses! (And it goes without saying, but I'd better say it to allay all doubts: I'd flip her in a nonce with relish.) But the biggest boobs in Asia?... Really? The whole continent?...

Going back through the series to write these synopses allowed me to get re-acquainted with a few of the older favorites, a major, major among them being Mitsumi Nanao. Like Rei Tachibana from a few days ago, Mitsumi has a bit of a half-Asian look. Is interracial marriage producing these marvels of modern science like the one we see on the left? I believe we were discussing tummies a couple days ago. Feast your eyes on this morsel of Rubenesque glory cropped from the DVD cover of Stunning Flesh!! Erection-Devouring Female Teacher (March 2009). And good God, the legs, and the thighs... Now if you are able to remove your eyes from that photo, if I could direct your attention to the lower right of this post, cast a longing look at the glimpse of the Gate to Heaven Ms. Nanao provides us, courtesy of Give Me Big Tits or Give Me Death: 111cm Lovely Busty Girl, K-cup Mitsumi Nanao (April 2009).

It looks like she has retired from AV work, which is quite a loss. After her girlish debut in 2006 with My Little Lover Mitsumi, she was maturing into a gorgeous mature woman at the time of her last known starring appearance, for JAMS in Big Tit Dojo 3: Amazing Flesh! Strongest Tag Volume (May 2009). One can always hope for a comeback...