This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Boobpedia!

Boobpedia work was pretty slow today-- just added a few synopses to some of the JAMS articles, based on descriptions from Fetish World while listening to Bellini's La Sonnambula (Bernstein & Callas) and drinking cheap cabernet sauvignon ("Dago red", I believe, is the scientific nomenclature). Several of the descriptions were too skimpy to be useful, "Very hot big boobs!! She has the best big boobs!!" for example. A bit hard to spin a Shakespearian plot out of that. The video title (Gal's Big Boobs!!) says it all in fact, and quite eloquently. Brevity, as the man says, is the soul of wit. I translated the full title more literally, long-windedly, if less idiomatically, as Super Boob Gal!! Delicious, Juicy Woman Flesh. It stars one of my absolute favorites, the breath-taking Noa Serizawa (seen at left, in a publicity shot for the DVD). In fact two of the item descriptions were identical: "Very glamorous plump body!! Neat and clean kimono and plump hell!" A noble sentiment, but useless for creating a synopsis. Ah well, humble Boobpedia-- unlike smug, self-satisfied Wikipedia-- will never be finished. Eventually these little DVD stubs will have synopses worthy of the fine works of Japanese BBW erotica they no doubt are. If I don't live to see that day, some Asian-BBW-obsessed successor will do the job. I have faith. And if not, these articles will remain to record the existence of these lovely ladies and the DVDs in which they starred...

Then we have the "plot descriptions" of pure hyperbole, such as Ultra Buxom Woman!! Akiba Super Tits Girl's which claims of Karen Toudou "Perhaps she has the 'biggest' breasts among all Asian women! She is the star! Our star of the female breasts! The best of the best!" Now, don't get me wrong, I love her madly. She's an absolutely gorgeous woman: beautiful, intelligent-looking face, incredible ass, legs, thighs, calves, boobs, belly (my God what a beauty!), plus-- be still my heart-- she wears glasses! (And it goes without saying, but I'd better say it to allay all doubts: I'd flip her in a nonce with relish.) But the biggest boobs in Asia?... Really? The whole continent?...

Going back through the series to write these synopses allowed me to get re-acquainted with a few of the older favorites, a major, major among them being Mitsumi Nanao. Like Rei Tachibana from a few days ago, Mitsumi has a bit of a half-Asian look. Is interracial marriage producing these marvels of modern science like the one we see on the left? I believe we were discussing tummies a couple days ago. Feast your eyes on this morsel of Rubenesque glory cropped from the DVD cover of Stunning Flesh!! Erection-Devouring Female Teacher (March 2009). And good God, the legs, and the thighs... Now if you are able to remove your eyes from that photo, if I could direct your attention to the lower right of this post, cast a longing look at the glimpse of the Gate to Heaven Ms. Nanao provides us, courtesy of Give Me Big Tits or Give Me Death: 111cm Lovely Busty Girl, K-cup Mitsumi Nanao (April 2009).

It looks like she has retired from AV work, which is quite a loss. After her girlish debut in 2006 with My Little Lover Mitsumi, she was maturing into a gorgeous mature woman at the time of her last known starring appearance, for JAMS in Big Tit Dojo 3: Amazing Flesh! Strongest Tag Volume (May 2009). One can always hope for a comeback...