Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Short & Sweet

I started three more video stubs this morning and spent the afternoon 20 minutes adding more Arzon info to the OPPAI label DVDs. That's a major project looming off in the distance, but, like Munekyunkissa, uses mainly skinny girls. I'm going to enjoy my chubbly gals for the time being. They're big, they're beautiful, and they deserve an English-language audience. Boobpedia is the perfect stage for them. Note that by "big" I generally mean "round". A tall BBW is not against the Dekkapledian aesthetic, not at all, nor is one of average height. But I think the shorter ones are those that attract me most. The 4'9" in stature, 200 lbs in weight, Usagi Minagi was my dream gal for several months. And it is she, jump-roping in the DVD Writhing Massage L-Cup (ZOTP-02, April 2009), who accompanies my IMDb report for the day.

I submitted two films to IMDb (an indie/Roman Porno and a pure Roman Porno), and seven films went live at IMDb today:
Porno report: Sex shikakenin (1975)
Semi-dokyumento: Chikan no susume (1976)
Mibôjin geshuku: Shitamo kashimasu yojôhan or Widow's Boarding House: Renting Pussy on a Floor Mat (1977)
Poruno repôto: Hentai (1976)
Poruno repôto: Kinpatsu perm (1976)
Porno: Chan-chaka-chan (1978)
Semi-document: Shojo shisshin or Semi-Documentary: Fainting Virgin (1977)

Last night I made the mistake of watching-- and nearly finishing-- a little gem from PRC called White Pongo (1945). If I followed the central thesis correctly, this involved a scientific search for a white gorilla, which, unlike black gorillas, would be the missing link between ape and human, because, you know, it's white-- more intelligent and civilized... I kid you not... There was a black native whose name was "Mumbo Jumbo", yet, despite George Lloyd as an outrageously annoying comic-relief Cockney, this was in no way a comedy. Other than that, great-grandma always said if you can't say something good, don't say anything at all. So I'll just summarize with three adjectives: inept, racist and dull and let it go with Two stars out of Ten. In place of an in-depth analysis of the film, let's have a much more pleasant little frolic with 4'11" 203 lb. Yui Kyoumoto, seen at right.

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