The Porn Screenplay's the Thing

Longtime favorite, the apparently mixed-race beauty Rei Tachibana released a new DVD a couple months ago, Chônyû bodyguard: Senritsu no boin (something like: "Huge-Boobed Bodyguard: Terrifying Buxom Girl" - 超乳ボディガード　戦慄のボイン; SND-58; October 2012). I note with some curiosity that the JAMS homepage for the video credits a screenwriter. I don't recall seeing a screenwriter credited-- or needed, for that matter-- in any Japanese adult video more recent than the last 20 years or so. I usually consider the JAV and the Pink Film to be two very different forms of erotic entertainment. My preferences in pure female-oggling is satisfied more by some of AVs than Pink Films. That is, I can find just what I like, physically, in the AV. Pink Films satisfy my desire for interesting films with an erotic edge-- though it is rare to find a Pink Film actress who really excites me from a purely physical standpoint. In the early days of the AV-- I'm talking before the '90s-- the videos were like mini-Pink films, with acting and story-lines, and only a couple brief nude/sex scenes. They were the worst of both worlds, actually, since the stories were pretty mundane filler which had to be fast-forwarded through to get to the nudity. With Pink Films it's just the opposite. I'll sometimes fast-forward past the sex scenes to get on with the story. Screenwriters are necessary with the Pink Films, which can be well-written, -acted and -directed, but they are a curiosity in an AV... Anyway, never having seen one of these JAMS videos, I'm wondering if they're getting actual stories to them now, and, if so, wondering whether that's a good move or not...

But enough bullshitting, and back to the ogling. As I've mentioned before, I do like looking at big, busty, bouncy woman in clothing. Above, Rei amply demonstrates the allure of a woman whose physical charms are just bursting at the seams to be released.

I can't work out the intricacies of the screenplay's storyline based on just the images of the video I can track down. Suffice it to say, Ms. Tachibana is eventually coaxed into unfurling her magnificent mammalian qualifications.

Once this part of the story has been unveiled, the plot thickens. The oft-seen, but always-welcome lady-on-top scenario is worked into the story, with predictable results.

In a plot twist, a little action from the behind brings our story to an ironic, but satisfying conclusion.