Karen Toudou, two Rins and a Rei: MDV-04

MDV-04

We haven't looked in on lovely Karen Toudou for a couple weeks, but there is good news for fans of this lady. She is starring, along with Rin Aoki, Rin Fujisaki and Rei Tachibana in a new JAMS DVD, Yaminyû ijiri (MDV-04), released last month.

Karen Toudou in MDV-04

Karen gets the most prominent position on the cover, and the most space in the video clip, so I assume she is the main attraction in this DVD. Karen is just about a perfect package for me: Intelligent looking face, with lots of smiles, tremendous boobs, legs and butt, and an over-all mature and pleasingly plump figure. It's hard to find a more perfect model in my eye!

Rin Fujisaki in MDV-04

Rin Fujisaki is probably the newest to the JAV industry of the four ladies in this DVD. Nice and plump, with a great pair of boobs, one other thing I like about her-- as I do with Karen-- is that she usually wears glasses. The sexy librarian look has always been one of my favorites, especially with a bigger girl, and Asian.

Rin Aoki in MDV-04

Rin Aoki-- long a girlish gravure model, and then a hardcore JAV actress-- has been maturing and filling out of late to become a model to catch my eye. She's being promoted more and more lately in the "pocchari" or BBW genre, though I still think she's too thin to qualify for that label. In this image of her in action in this DVD, we see her main features: A pretty face with huge boobs on a slim figure.

Rei Tachibana in MDV-04

The DVD's homepage doesn't mention her, and the DVD cover gives her only a small box on the front, but big and busty, pretty JAMS veteran Rei Tachibana appears towards the end of the sample video clip, as seen above. She also seems to be maturing, and she has more fullness in the face than I remember from her earlier appearances a few years ago.

Karen Toudou

The presence of any one of these four lovely ladies would stir my interest in this DVD, but Karen is my favorite of the group, and it looks like she gets the most footage. I'm looking forward to more information on this release!

Rei Tachibana: WZA-04

I did quite a bit of IMDb work today, submitting data on six or seven films, and translating credits to another eleven...

Tonight we look again at a video we've visited at least three times before. The reason for the multiple visits is that it features multiple actresses, all of them of high interest to this blog. Previously we featured appearances by Tamaki Yasuoka in May 2012 once, May 20012 twice and June 2012

Today we look at another actress featured in the video: The statuesque Rei Tachibana. Rei-chan is a magnificent specimen, and was featured in my first post back in August 2011.

Besides a jaw-dropping figure, she has quite a pretty face, though, like several of these models, she's got a bit of a half-Caucasian look...

The Porn Screenplay's the Thing

Longtime favorite, the apparently mixed-race beauty Rei Tachibana released a new DVD a couple months ago, Chônyû bodyguard: Senritsu no boin (something like: "Huge-Boobed Bodyguard: Terrifying Buxom Girl" - 超乳ボディガード　戦慄のボイン; SND-58; October 2012). I note with some curiosity that the JAMS homepage for the video credits a screenwriter. I don't recall seeing a screenwriter credited-- or needed, for that matter-- in any Japanese adult video more recent than the last 20 years or so. I usually consider the JAV and the Pink Film to be two very different forms of erotic entertainment. My preferences in pure female-oggling is satisfied more by some of AVs than Pink Films. That is, I can find just what I like, physically, in the AV. Pink Films satisfy my desire for interesting films with an erotic edge-- though it is rare to find a Pink Film actress who really excites me from a purely physical standpoint. In the early days of the AV-- I'm talking before the '90s-- the videos were like mini-Pink films, with acting and story-lines, and only a couple brief nude/sex scenes. They were the worst of both worlds, actually, since the stories were pretty mundane filler which had to be fast-forwarded through to get to the nudity. With Pink Films it's just the opposite. I'll sometimes fast-forward past the sex scenes to get on with the story. Screenwriters are necessary with the Pink Films, which can be well-written, -acted and -directed, but they are a curiosity in an AV... Anyway, never having seen one of these JAMS videos, I'm wondering if they're getting actual stories to them now, and, if so, wondering whether that's a good move or not...

But enough bullshitting, and back to the ogling. As I've mentioned before, I do like looking at big, busty, bouncy woman in clothing. Above, Rei amply demonstrates the allure of a woman whose physical charms are just bursting at the seams to be released.

I can't work out the intricacies of the screenplay's storyline based on just the images of the video I can track down. Suffice it to say, Ms. Tachibana is eventually coaxed into unfurling her magnificent mammalian qualifications.

Once this part of the story has been unveiled, the plot thickens. The oft-seen, but always-welcome lady-on-top scenario is worked into the story, with predictable results.

In a plot twist, a little action from the behind brings our story to an ironic, but satisfying conclusion.

Thanks for the Ball-Kicks, Will Hays!

I'm starting this blog to record my progress on Japanese (and other Asian) articles at Boobpedia, write down passing thoughts related to that work, thoughts for future work, thoughts and activities only tangentially related to it, and totally unrelated stuff as it may arise in my ramblings. We'll see if this develops into anything fun. If it stops being fun, it stops...

At Boobpedia tonight I started working on bringing the JAMS New Sexy Zone series DVD articles up to date. Started three of them. The new site I found a couple days ago-- Fetish World-- has "synopses" in "English" (emphasis on the scare quotes). Paraphrased they usually say something like "Huge Tits Heckuva Big-ass goddess bouncy on incompetent man! Sucking, fucking and much paizuri!" It's kind of fun spinning this out into faux-sophisticated prose. I have in mind the long-winded, ornate style of the jokes in Playboy behind the centerfold. '60s cool-cat, pretentious twit, obsessed with T&A. (Not much of a stretch for me there, I admit.) I managed to get a little of that into Wikipedia. (I once referred to an actress' genitals as her "nether regions" in an article... some humorless twit changed it of course, probably citing some crackpot policy...) The magnificent Rei Tachibana (pictured at right) was the star of one of the DVD articles: Steamy Huge Boobs! Breast Therapy (or Perfervid Mega-Bazongas! Boobs Therapy to take the Fetish World translation... actually, I prefer that one myself... November 2010). It tells the inspirational story of a large, busty woman (Tachibana, again type-cast in this role) who uses her body to invigorate her clients. Not much of a plot, perhaps, but a simple and direct story that needed to be told. Rei Tachibana has a bit of a half-Asian-looking face, though I've never seen it mentioned that she was not pure Japanese. Gorgeous woman either way.

After the night's editing, I watched a Mill Creek 50 Comedy Kings film-- Goodbye Love (1933) starring Charlie Ruggles. Pretty dull, but, being pre-Hays Code, had a couple enjoyably risque touches. One was Ruggles speaking on the phone to his large, BBW, alimony-demanding ex while she is in the bathtub. Ruggles later addresses her as "my little dromedary". 1933 being in the blessed time before camel-toe pants-- before plumber's ass-crack became a fashion statement-- he can only be addressing her two prominent, large and bouncy fore-humps, which, unless my weak eyes and hyper-active imagination deceive me, we had a fairly good look at in the bathtub... In another scene, Ruggles is walking on the beach, and is stopped by an outraged yelp from a large woman buried in sand. Ruggles is standing where her crotch should be located, and says, "Oh dear! I seem to have put my foot in it!" then leers at the camera. "It" being, one can only presume, the woman's cunt. One more year, and Hays would specifically ban foot-in-cunt jokes... One can only dream of what heights of pudenda-related Tom-foollery US cinema might have reached if not for Hays, in the later '30s, '40s and '50s when even the faintest whiff of genitalia, much less the insertion of a foot into them, was banned from Hollywood's output. And what a loss that is...

Imagine a Harpo Marx free to grab a butt-cheek and a boob or two once he's caught a fine specimen out of that endless stream of blonds he was always chasing... Imagine Larry telling Moe to go fuck himself, and receiving a sharp kick to the groin in return. In fact, had Moe been free to kick his cohorts in the balls, maybe Hollywood would have got the gratuitous ball-kicking out of its system back in the '40s and we wouldn't have to suffer through it in the theater today. Who knows? It worked with the ass-kick.

Take a look at Tillie's Punctured Romance (1914). Here it is at the Internet Archive. Ass-kick, ass-kick, ass-kick. Ass-kick-o-rama. Not an ass appears on screen unless that ass is soon to be kicked. And these ass-kicks are totally at random, without motivation. An ass is kicked simply because it's there... We're told in the history books that this movie made money. In fact it was a huge hit, and a milestone in cinema. But what is left out of the books is that it seems to have rung the death knell for the easy, cheap-laugh that the ass-kick offered comedians. Oh, I'm aware that comedic ass-kicking lingered on through the rest of the 1910s and even rears its head occasionally to this day, but the ass-kick's power to thrill audiences in-and-of-itself had lessened once Sennett dropped 82 minutes of non-stop ass-kicking action on the theater-going public with Tillie. And, except for the occasional well-thought-out ass-kick, the ass-kick with something socially relevant to say (for example, when Laurel and Hardy use ass-kicking as just one step in the escalation of violence in the hilarious closing scene of sidewalk mayhem in You're Darn Tootin', 1928), it's pretty much fizzled out since then. Ball-kicking, on the other hand, like foot-in-cunt jokes, was stifled by that prude Hays, and not allowed to play out naturally, and to eventually be overtaken by more evolved schtick. So the primitive old gratuitous blow-to-the-balls lingers with us in today's cinema, long after its natural time period has passed... Sort of like a gag version of the rhinoceros. Or the coelocanth... And we, the audience, suffer the consequences... Thanks a lot, Will Hays...

God damn all holier-than-thou prudes and censors! God damn 'em to Hell-- or send them Hell's online equivalent: Wikipedia. We keep imagining the human race progresses, but we will never be free from the evil forces of self-important bigotry. Anyone who doubts that need only edit anything slightly controversial or slightly out of the Anglo/WASP-mainstream at Wikipedia. Yank aside the fig-leaves of "notability", "reliability", etc., and you have the same old elitist censorship which kept Edgar Rice Burroughs and L. Frank Baum out of libraries a couple generations ago. (At right, Rei Tachibana returns to give the censors what they deserve.) At least those censors, as hired librarians, had some authority. Wikipedia's censors, while refusing "Original Research" or much anything else from its contributors-- even if they are actual authorities in their area-- have given themselves authority to censor-- by removing sourced information which doesn't meet the rules they created. Wikipedia could have been a great populist encyclopedic project... among other things, a compendium of interesting pop-culture trivia useful for future generations. But that's not respectable enough for the elitist prudes. As always, they've got to save the masses from what the masses want. They-- the prudes-- know what is better for everyone else. So Jimbo Wales allowed the self-appointed, self-important elitist blow-hards to take over, and now Wikipedia aspires to be, at best, a pale imitation of a print encyclopedia. One which will never have any authority whatsoever... but which will have humanity's largest recorded discussion on what some uninformed, arrogant semi-literates think an encyclopedia should be. What a crime.

And with that rant, I wipe the spittle off my chin and stumble off to watch something tonight... a Spaghetti western maybe?...