Friday, September 7, 2012

One Z-Cup to Rule Them All, and in the Darkness Bind Them!


Seven of my pink film entries went fully live today at IMDb today. And with nary a word of my opinion on Photoshop, prosthetics, Farang Ding Dong, etc., I present the cover to Sekai ichi no chônyû totsuzenhen'i de umaresodatta kyôi no Z-cup paipan shôjo (世界一の超乳突然変異で生まれ育った脅威のZカップパイパン少女; STAR-3017) starring the all natural (ahem) 314-cm (124 inch) Z-cup-sporting 18-year old Crystal Hayase. To be released on September 28.
P.S. (January 16, 2013): Below are a few images I have found since the release:
Reviews at DMM give the DVD the lowest rating possible, even going as far to suggest-- much to my surprise-- that these bazooms may possibly be fake...

Thursday, September 6, 2012

More Moa, Please

IMDb didn't update all day today, for some reason, so I have no reports of submissions that went live. I did submit five or six hefty long-credit, big-studio (Toei / Daiei / Nikkatsu) films today. So now let's take a look at one of the most amazing models discovered by our hero Akira Takatsuki, the one and only Moa Anzai.We have had reason to complain lately of models who refuse to show their faces. As the images above show, Moa-chan was more than capable of hiding her face when she chose, and in a most entrancing way.But as we see here, she had no aesthetic reason to hide her face, which is quite lovely.Apparently she has made only one video appearance, and that was for Takatsuki's April 2008 Cinema Unit GAS release Big Tits Moa 111K: Moa Anzai (爆乳もあ111K 安西もあ; GAS-084). Clips from this video were recycled at least four times by Takatsuki himself, in Big Tit All Stars, Vol. 1 (GAS-091; June 2008), The Best Cowgirls of 45 Big Tit Girls (GAS-102; October 2008), Best of the Bomber Girl 2008 (GAS-109; December 2008), and Bomber Boobs All Together 4 Hours!! First Release! All New: 16 Legendary Bomber Boob Actresses (GAS-138; September 2009).Many video clips can be found by searching her name in English. Among pay sites, Busty Asians, for one, seems to do her justice, though, oddly, calling her "Moa Anzai Tanaka", and claiming she's an L-cup rather than the K-cup reported in the only known video appearance. Among the free clips of Moa which can be found at official Japanese sites online are the two available at the GAS site (GAS-084 and GAS-091), and reviews at Forest of Breast of GAS-084 (two downloadable clips on the page), and GAS-091 (only video clip #1 is Moa).I wouldn't call her a BBW, but she was certainly nice & plump at the time that she made this one video for Takatsuki. I wouldn't doubt that she has aged nicely, putting on some more weight, and gaining in maturity. As gorgeous as these images show she was in 2008, I bet she's even lovelier today. Though grateful for the one appearance she made, some four years ago, I can't help asking for more Moa!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Cosplay's Second Lulu

Five new film submissions went live at IMDb today. Now that that business is taken care of, on with the show. Let's look at another cosplaying Lulu this time: Lulu Hina (ひなるる - Hina Ruru). She doesn't seem to do any nudie posing. The image above is as racy an image I've seen of her, but that's just fine with me. She is absolutely gorgeous showing just what she shows-- a beautiful smiling face, a nice, sturdy figure, and a lovely lady having fun doing what she's doing... though, I have to admit, I wasn't quite sure what it is she did when I started this post.This magazine cover containing a Cosplay ROM in it, and her profile at Cure (Cosplay Community Site) confirmed my assumption that Cosplay is her thing.She's also got a blog which, though she hasn't updated since January, has the advantage of showing more pictures of this lovely creature. She doesn't appear to be anywhere near as big as Cosplay's legendary other Lulu, but she's got the kind of warm, smiling, plump face I just can't resist smiling back at. And that's coming from an old grouch.Good God. Just look at that face!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

A Quiet Evening with Shizuka

Today IMDb is richer by sixteen new entries on Pink films, with links to the theatrical posters, all thanks to yours truly. In celebration, let's take it easy, after a couple hefty posts, and just enjoy a big, beautiful, bazoominous lady who deserves more attention than she's received. Just casting around in my archive of BBW beauties, I come across Shizuka Tachibana, who certainly qualifies. A hefty, happy, jolly, jiggly, mature, motherly woman. Who could ask for anything more? The above image is evidence that BBW-admiring is not just a recent activity with our hero Akira Takatsuki. He featured Ms. Tachibana among with a host of other voluptuous vixens in his July 2008 Olympic-themed release, Paizurimpics (Tit-Fucking Olympics) (パイズリンピック  6挟技24挟射すべて撮り下ろし; GAS-094 ). One label was confident enough of this lady's seductive powers to make a DVD starring Tachibana their entry in the AV Grand Prix. While she doesn't have the most beautiful face or the shapeliest legs I've ever seen, she's certainly a nice, squeezable package all together and well worth a look or two. Enjoy!

Monday, September 3, 2012

A Pocha-Pocha Preview of Miku Chino


I came across this beautiful young lady during my research for yesterday's post on the Chubby-Chubby Heaven series / Kyuubidou (九尾堂) label.I vaguely recall seeing her before, but don't know anything about her. According to this blog entry, she is Miku Chino (茅野みく), and debuted with the Kyuubidou label.I haven't investigated the series thoroughly enough to verify that assertion, but a couple of these images do seem to show Jun'ichi Natsui's artistic touch with the camera. I will be sure to point her out when our weekly visits with the series bring her to our attention again. For now, sit back and enjoy a preview.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Chubby-Chubby Heaven, #1-5

This post took a long time to put together. Researching it led to discoveries, digressions, downloading sessions, note-taking, etc. I will share some of this bounty in posts to come, but for now, let's get down to the business at hand. This week we must find a series to follow the "Horny Fat Women" series we ran for the past 9 Sundays. I think I have found a worthy successor in another fascinating, mysterious early series featuring lovely, chubby Japanese women. Produced by the intriguing "kyuubidou" (九尾堂) or "kyuubidou tsuushin" (九尾堂通信) company on the "RABBIT" label (or was "RABBIT" the company and "kyuubidou" the label, as the video shops assert?), the main man behind the operation was "Pocha cameraman" Jun'ichi Natsui (夏井淳一). Based on what I find of this gentleman, he is surely one of the early heroes of the Japanese BBW genre, and this write-up of one of his photobooks confirms this, calling him the "Genius of pocha" (ぽちゃの鬼才). According to this archived page, Natsui was a photography buff with an eye for the chubby girls. Not able to find any on the market at the time, he started producing his own photobooks of pocchari pretties in 1992. A survey of what information I can find on those books will follow our investigation of Natsui's videos. He founded the video company in 1995. An archive of the mainpage gives the image we see at top of this post, featuring the lovely Minagi Usagi and confirming 1995 as the start of the series. The videos and the archived website give the company's address as 2-19-11-201, Hatagaya, Shibuya, Tokyo, contact email address: natui@rikitake.co.jp, and the site address: http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/~hiro-18/kyuubidou.html, dead linked now. He ran a blog between 2006 and 2008, which I have not yet scanned for information.

This series is not as "neat" as the Horny Fat Women. Actually we're reviewing the output of Jun'ichi Natsui and kyuubidou tsuushin. There is a group of series under the umbrella name, "Pocha-pocha tengoku" (ほちゃほちゃ天国 - "Chubby-Chubby Heaven"), the "main" series seems to be videos with an "RP-" prefix. This sub-series is titled Houman Tengoku ("豊満天国"), and, for 5,000 yen it promised 40 minutes of pocchari pleasure. A search on the term 豊満天国 currently brings up this fine establishment featuring a bevy of bountiful beauties, but which seems to have no connection with the video series currently under consideration.

The series started out on a high note with the video debut of the 19-year-old Usagi Minagi, who, as indicted in the image at top, seems to have been something of a spokesmodel for the company and the series. (Is it just a coincidence that "RABBIT"-- "Usagi"-- is the name of the company/label?) She was the first model in the book series, and the videos. We have had occasion to visit her a few times before. A diminutive beauty who is active to this day, she is one of my all-time favorites. Leaving aside her baby face, entrancing voice and overall cuteness, her raw statistics alone are awe-inspiring. On a mere 145cm (4'9") frame, she packs 91kg (201 lb), measurements of 121-80-100(cm) / 48-32-39(inch) and a Japanese L-cup bra. These are her current statistics, and she looks considerably smaller in this video, which, as far as I can tell, was her first screen appearance. I'd planned on linking to this lovely lady's blog at this point, but it seems to be down. She has moved blog location in the past, so hopefully this is just a temporary loss. For the record, the most recent blog address I have for her is: http://ameblo.jp/minagi-usagi/. But in her list of works at an archive of the blog, she confirms this as her first appearance. The cover image above has a prefix of "BP-" rather than "RP-", but I do have the same cover with the RP- prefix. Since this image is of a higher quality, I use it here. My guess is it comes from a re-issue of the series.

Arzon gives the suspicious-sounding January 1, 2000 as the release date for this video. The next video in the series with an Arzon listing is #7, which they date as May 2002. Again, I am guessing that these are re-issue dates, and that the series was inaugurated in 1995, as indicated in the image at top. (If Minagi Usagi were 19 at the time of this video's release, she'd be 36 today, which seems about right. Unfortunately, Usagi gives her birth year as in 1981, five years later than it should be according to these calculations... And how did she appear in a photobook in 1992?... Not to point fingers, but appears that somebody is fudging on years somewhere...)
The second release in the series consisted of the first half of Kaori Mei (芽衣かほり)'s performance.
...and the third release gave us the rest of Kaori Mei's work.
The star of the fourth video is the exquisite Aoi Ookubo (おおくぼあおい).
And we conclude this week's look at the series with Mami Haruno (はるのまみ), the star of the fifth video.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

More Karen Toudou: Short and Sweet

I got nine more Pink film listings completely accepted at IMDb today. But never mind that shit! In this post, JAMS announces a new DVD from favorite Karen Toudou to be released this month: Sugoi onna niku no Karen-san ga aikurushii (凄い女肉のカレンさんが愛くるしい; SND-57), meaning something like, "Karen of the Amazing Woman-Flesh is Adorable". Couldn't have said it better myself... New images and a new release from Karen? That's enough content to fill any post. Nothing more need be said.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

She's Got Legs

Nine of my Pink film submissions went live at IMDb today. But that was far from the most exciting online event to befall me. I also happened on these three images. I imagine this poor girl has to endure a lot of teasing and other negative attention, so let me just put out some positive vibes: There are guys out there whose breath is taken away, who consider these natural wonders to be absolutely awe-inspiring, and dream of spending their lives happily nestled between mighty pillars such as these. Yours truly would be one. For those of like tastes, sit back and enjoy.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Hi Ho Silver!

Four new Pink films were accepted at IMDb today. They just keep on accepting them, and I just keep on submitting them... In a recent post, Maguro shares some more images from Muchikosu 2: Pocchari de gachi-muchi na ero-cosplayer shûketsu (ムチコス2 ぽっちゃりでガチムチなエロコスプレイヤー集結; OONIKU-006), the DVD in which he had that brilliant idea of assembling some gorgeous, voluptuous beauties, and then hiding their faces with masks. Here we see "Ringo", a J-cup model wearing an anime mask below and a horse's head mask above. Not having even the faintest touch of an interest in bestiality, much less an equus fixation, I am sorely tempted to suggest that for so disfiguring this beauty Maguro bears a close resemblance to the opposite end of the horse... But he has given us so many amazing BBW discoveries, I suppose we can let one artistic miscalculation slide.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

LUU: Irresistable Concealed or Revealed

No new film entries with all credits were fully accepted at IMDb today. Many new ones did go live with partial credits, the rest waiting to go through checking, I presume. I've just about totally given up on submitting biographical data to IMDb-- birthdates, etc.-- because they are just never accepted, no matter how solid the sourcing. Nearly a month ago I submitted a couple dozen dates sourced to the Japanese Cinema Database, run by the government, and they have not yet been accepted, meaning they are probably rejected. I hope that Wikipedia "Notability"/"BLP"-fever has not infested IMDb, because it stems not from a concern for getting facts straight, but simply from a desire to remove information. And once that dislike of information takes hold at a site setting itself up to be informative, that site has lost sight of its goal, at which point the information-haters redouble their efforts, and start looking for more information to exclude.But enough negativity. Let us drop in on beautiful, bountiful LUU, and see the visual gifts she has recently shared with fans of her blog. At the top of this post we see the lady's 18th ROM, and above this text, her 19th. (The "R-18" you see on the covers means the disks are rated for viewing only for those 18 years of age or older.) Like all the other image packages she has put together, they can be purchased through her website.Above we see this lovely lady in modest, old-fashioned girlish attire, playing, perhaps, "Dora" in David Copperfield. Conservative though her dress, her awe-inspiring womanly assets cannot help but burst through.And in this image, she dons a slightly more revealing costume. As much as this last image makes me want to dive in and take a plunge into the deep, I have to admit I find this gorgeous woman every bit as tempting fully covered up in 19th century garb. I guess I'm just a sicko...

Monday, August 27, 2012

Chivalry Lives

Twenty-five of my Pink film submissions have gone fully live at IMDb today, with all credits, and poster-link accepted. But today at Hail Hail, let's take a look at one of the un-sung beauties of MAGURO's treasure-trove of BBW discoveries: Yôko Aiwara (藍原陽子).
The only DVD appearance Arzon has listed for her is Maguro's December 2010 opus, Hôman bodikon kaigo-shi: Yosoji de kyôi no nikudan shiri! (豊満ボディコン介護師 四十路で脅威の肉弾尻!; MAGURO-13), images from which decorate today's post.
The DVD cover and Arzon give her height as 163cm, and measurements: B:105-W:69-H:113(cm). This appearance promotes her as a "jukujo" in her forties.
As is appropriate for a lady with some mileage on her, we see our surrogate selves in the video helping out this mature woman with a check-up of the headlights at top, and giving a good look under the hood above.
And being a proper, helpful gentleman, I would volunteer help if the lady seemed to be having any difficulties getting that slot filled. Chivalry, my friends, is not dead.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Farewell, Horny Fat Woman series, #41-45

We now come to the bittersweet climax of our visits with those Horny Fat Women. #41 is not at Arzon, but #42 and #43 both have release dates of March 1, 2003. #44 and #45 of April 25, 2003. AV-Channel gives the presumed re-release dates as: #41: 2006/11/16; #42: 2007/02/14; #43: 2007/02/28; #44: 2007/03/08; and #45: 2007/03/22. And at that point, as far as I can determine, those Horny Fat Women had come to the end of their run. So pull up a chair, wipe a tear away, and take a final look at our hefty ladies:The name of this lovely lady is given as "Hana" on the video box. I think I recognize her from another series, but the name doesn't ring a bell.This lovely lady's name is given as "Momo". Her face reminds me of Naomi Tani, a Naomi Tani who had gained a few pounds... Tune in next week to see what new series will fill the void left in the wake of these pulchritudinous plumpers!