Waiting for Maya

Well, I wasn't quite done with the pre-1990 Picasaweb poster identification project. I had about a dozen that I had set aside because of difficulties in identification. I finished that little bit today. I submitted about a dozen new film entries to IMDb, and will prepare information on films to these new posters tomorrow. Then it will be full-time credit translation and film-submission to IMDb. For my afternoon half hours, I may go back to adding birthdates to AV/Pink actresses...

Meanwhile, for the past few days Ryudai has been coyly hinting around about a stunning new model about to make her IZM DVD debut. The DVD title is 138-cm no meron bakunyû de okashite ageru (138ｃｍのメロン爆乳で 犯してあげる; ICD-195), which I'll quickly and roughly translate as "I'll attack you with my 138-cm bomber-boob melons". These two images have accompanied those hints, and the only name I can determine from them, so far, is "Maya". The video clip is up, here, and it appears to make good on the promise made by these two stills: she does indeed look impressive. Incredible bazooms, ass, tummy and legs. All-in-all, quite a nice package. We look forward to seeing much more. (P.S. Time has revealed this lady to be Maya Kashiwagi (柏木まや), who, besides IZM, appears at the soapland Glamorous D under the name Kashiwagi (柏木)).

Nothing Like a Good Book

I made it all the way to the end of the pre-1990 Pink Film archive's Picasaweb album today. Now I'll hunker down and just add new Pink film entries to IMDb until I get links to all the posters to films without entries yet. That shouldn't be a huge amount of time-- couple of weeks to a month maybe-- then I will set to work on the post-1990 project.









But lest my readership should be misled into thinking my entire existence is devoted to Pink film and pocchari-ogling, I'd like to mention that I also read for fun. I am at present re-reading David Copperfield. We are lucky to have Ms. Konata (Konata Yuusei - 遊星こなた) at hand to physically demonstrate the incomparable pleasures of burying oneself in a good book.


I highly recommend stretching out with a friend, like Ms. Konata, and enjoying a good, weighty, hefty read with her. Dickens, maybe. Or Tolstoy...






Before you rush off to the library, let's give a hearty thanks to the studious lass who has illustrated this post. She is the voluptuous Miss Konata, whom we have seen before in such epics as Thunder-Thigh Fetish Doll (ICD-162; September, 2011), and A Man's Squeeze-Doll (November 25, 2010, ICD-136).

The cover at the top, and all the stills here are from her upcoming IZM release, Goku nikuatsuna chi-gyaku OL (極肉厚な痴虐ＯＬ; ICD-194). A video sample of this impending release can be seen here. Best wishes for the success of this heart-warming opus, and looking forward to many more appearances from Konata. (And keep the glasses!)

Pre-mature Celebration

After today's work I have only 25 more posters left to identify in the pre-1990 Pink film archive Picasaweb album. This project should be done by the end of the week, at which point I will concentrate on starting new film entries at IMDb for the posters to films not yet there.
In anticipation of the impending attainment of that milestone, let's do a little pre-mature celebrating. I don't know the meaning of the festival in which the gorgeous young lady at left is participating, nor do I know her name or anything about her or the picture, which I found somewhere on the 'Net, or even if it is a festival. But like my post on the cosplay beauties a couple weeks ago, I know what I like!


And at right, two of our favorites, Sara Aikawa and Juri Morozuki pose together at an IZM event. Maybe not a celebration, technically, but why nitpick? Let's imagine those "V" for "Victory" signs are for this stage of the Pink Film project as it nears completion. Gambatte, Dekkappai-san! Well, girls. Make an appearance in a Pink film yourselves, and I will be honored to get IMDb entries for you too... Although I suppose I could try starting IMDb entries on IZM/JAMS and other pocchari AV DVDs... but I fear that way lies madness...

The Final Stretch

Since I had caught up on my backlog of prepared IMDb posters/new films, I spent the morning uploading new posters to the pre-1990 archive, and one to the post-1990 one. I'm roaring to the end of my Picasaweb image-identification project for the pre-1990 archive. Less than 50 images to go now. Work at IMDb is picking up steam too, with the end of the posters in sight. Once I reach the end of the pre-1990s, I'll stall on the Picasaweb IDing until I finish submitting all the poster links, and start IMDb entries for the films that need them.

As I head into the final stretch of this part of my Pink film / IMDb project, I thought this would be a good opportunity to ogle a beautiful lady doing her own stretches. Who she is and what this image is from, I don't know. But... I KNOOOOW what I like!

Horny Fat Woman series, #31-35

This week's visit with the Horny Fat Women turns up a veritable mountain range of pocchari pulchritude. Pound-for-pound, I think we get more value from these ladies than any of our previous groups of five. I think I recognize a couple faces, but couldn't place them without doing more research than time will allow at present. Arzon doesn't give listings for these entries in the series, but their dating of previous and subsequent videos indicates these would have been first released about 2000. AV-Channel gives what I presume are re-release dates for #31: July 5, 2006, #32 & #33: July 11, 2006, #34: July 25, 2006 and #35: September 7, 2006. And without further ado, sit back and brace yourself!

Bound for Glory

In previous posts I've mentioned my dislike of the S/M B&D themes so prevalent in Japanese erotic entertainment-- especially, it seemed, during the '70s and '80s... not so much now, fortunately. (Well, to tell the truth, the AV sites that I frequent-- JAMS, IZM et al.-- do have a certain amount of sexual violence, but it is big, beautiful women who inflict it on puny, anonymous men. Now that kind of sexual violence, I can live with...) I've also mentioned that on occasion certain actresses could be gorgeous in ropes. The legendary Naomi Tani is the most obvious example. She was my first idol, and I will always carry a torch for that grande dame of world erotic cinema. Well, I have just come across some images of another lady who does justice to ropes. Allow me to introduce Juria Yuuki, whose beautiful smiling visage we see above.

The first thing to notice about Juria's bondage performance is that she is smiling. She's having a good time. Probably the biggest turn-off about the B&D thing is that the actresses have to appear to be hating it, and to be in pain. Call me a sicko, but I like my women chubby, jolly, and smiling. The allure of pouty anorexic, pierced & tattooed, stuck-up model types completely passes me by...
The second thing to notice about Juri's version of B&D is... Sweet Jesus, look at the flesh on that girl! SM guru Oniroku Dan once pronounced that the ideal model for bondage had to have some meat on her. He was thinking in terms of Naomi Tani, but what would he say to a morsel as magnificent as Miss Juria? I'd like to see S&M Hunter try to hoist her with a crane!The third thing is... ah to Hell with it. A little tickle wouldn't hurt, would it? Coochie coochie coo!

Yuuki Manaka's Gorgeous Gams

I don't have much to write about today, so I guess I'll just throw out these recently posted images from Yuuki Manaka's JAMS DVD, Erection-Eating Big-Ass Nurse! First-Period Holstein (SND-23; September 2009). I've been hanging onto them meaning to share them at some opportune moment. But let's just send them out now for the simple, honest pleasure of keeping this heavenly lady in our consciousness. Enjoy!Ah, the picture below this text gives me something to talk about. One of my more peculiar fetishes-- at least I think it's a little unusual-- is for really thick, fat calves. Now, Ms. Manaka has pretty nice calves, but they're not big enough to really arouse my interest. What I do see here that gets me is... you see where the upper and the lower leg connect? Behind the knee? I don't know what to call it exactly-- It's where the leg bends. Oh, God how that gets me! It really gets me! My heart is all a-flutter... Again, however, Ms. Manaka's is not quite pronounced enough to drive me wild. But hers are quite nice. Very, very nice. Very, VERY nice... On second thought, let's look again at the image at the top of this post. Man oh man, look at those knees! GORGEOUS!

Back to 1982 with Naomi Fuji

I've got about 80 more posters more to identify in the pre-1990 Pink film archive, then it's COMPLETE! Whew! Maintaining will be continuous, of course-- I just found half a dozen more posters for it last night-- and, of course, that's only the half-way mark on the entire project. The 1990-to-present archive awaits. Once this big push gets done though, the maintaining will be much easier, and more pleasant. I collected these several thousand poster images when I was contributing film articles to Wikipedia. My way of working was to continuously search for posters, identify them, and to continuously collect information on the films. Once I had built up enough sourcing or evidence of "notability" I would post an article. In other words, I tried to play by the rules. I only submitted articles which either had plenty of literature, or which had won a major award in their field. The bias with which the rules are created and enforced caught up with me though, when my work came to the attention of an editor who proudly wore his pro-censorship bias on his sleeves. He nominated for deletion about half a dozen articles which I had started on award-winning Pink films. And worse, even "pro-porn" editors with whom I had had past disagreements, rather than rally to the defense of good information on valid subjects, used this as an opportunity to settle old scores. They voted to delete even though the films had won awards in the major Pink film award ceremony-- the Pink Taishô. For American subjects, these editors would accept awards as evidence of "notability", but, you know-- why not use the rules to get back at an editor with whom they had past difficulties? Not one of my articles was deleted, or, as far as I know, has yet been deleted, but I saw the writing on the wall. There is no point attempting real work in such an environment. I spent the next year or so simply disrupting and blatantly trolling Wikipedia. The Wiki-cops were too incompetent to get me to stop, naturally. All they have the power to stop is good contribution, which they do continuously. Once they have created a troll out of a good editor, it takes years to get that troll banned. And even that is a laugh. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how "the sum of human knowledge" works. I blame Jimbo for his lack of leadership, lack of planning, and lack of responsibility.

Anyway. You are no doubt wondering about the illustration to that minor Wiki-rant above. Well let me fill you in. One of the posters I identified in my Picasaweb album today caught my eye. You see that poster above. It advertises the Yûji Ôno-directed Shishi-produced Toei Central-released film Nyotai shokku: Insha namaroku bideo (女体ショック　淫写生録ビデオ). It has no IMDb article yet, but soon will. Believe me. The lady in the paragraph above, and on the poster, is the star of that film.

That lovely lady's name is Naomi Fuji (藤尚美), whom we see all tied up at the moment, at right. She also used the names Kaori Kitahara (北原香織) and Naomi Okada (岡田尚美). Under whatever name, I remember worshipping Ms. Fuji back in the early '80s, when a set of Asian bazooms of this magnitude was a very rare commodity indeed, and just the ticket for my Asian BBW-craving libido. I don't think I was really aware that the Asian BBW was my particular fetish yet. One of these days I will upload the photo which taught me that little bit of self-knowledge... The photo that so strangely attracted me, and then had me say to myself, "Hmm... I guess I like chubby Asian women..." Anyway. Our Boobpedia article gives Naomi's birthdate as September 8, 1961, though no source is cited. Her pink film debut was in 1982, which puts her possibly a year ahead of the famously busty Ran Masaki, who never really did much for me for some reason... Possibly because her features are not particularly Asian. Nor did I like the shape of her breasts... Anyway. Ms. Fuji made several Pink films in 1982. Being far fleshier than the norm in those days, she was also a natural for the rope & bondage S&M genre which is so unfortunate for us fans of Japanese erotic entertainment-- especially fans of the more buxom ladies-- but who are not into S&M.

Nevertheless, as this cover to an S&M photobook amply illustrates, even clothed, Naomi-san could look quite enticing in a rope.


Above I reminisce as we look at one of the images of Naomi I remember from the old days. Man, those plump, juicy breasts... I was not very knowledgeable of Pink films at the time, just knowing them as Japanese porn films, but I know now this poster is to the Shishi / Toei Central film, Pink girl: Kareinaru hentai (ピンクギャル　華麗なる変態), also directed by Yûji Ôno, and also soon to have an IMDb listing. Trust me. Apparently Naomi worked only for Shishi / Toei Central and Shintôhô, and Nyotai shokku: Insha namaroku bideo (the poster to which started this investigation of Naomi's career, and is seen a few images above) is her last appearance listed at the Japanese Movie Database. Watch the IMDb entry for increased attention to her career, and maybe some biographical information if I can locate it.

A True LUU-LUU, In and Out of Costume

Here are a couple of the latest images from our absolutely stunning cosplayer, LUU. She has long been a favorite of mine, and I have longed desperately to see her au naturel. After a heroic quest, I have recently located some nude pictures of LUU-san-- or at least topless-- and I am sorry to report that, though she maintains her place in my heart, she is one of those ladies who looks better in clothes than out. This is not meant to be a slight to LUU's voluptiousness, of course. She is breath-taking in clothes, but just slightly less so out of them...




Here, in an image from her first CD-ROM, she looks palatable, certainly, and needless to say, I'd flip her in a nonce with relish.
But too often in the nudes I've seen, she looks rather less shapely and girlish and more matronly... Not that matronly is entirely bad. And I must stress, however, that I'd still flip her in a nonce with relish. Emphatically, enthusiastically and without a moment's hesitation.
But this is the sort of thing that would drive me to bury myself in the warm, comforting valley of her... arms... minus the blond wig, of course...

Masaki Amamiya: In Praise of Non-Notability

I made it all the way to the earliest poster in my Picasaweb project today-- the 1956 film Onna keirin ô starring Japan's first nudie-star, the unbelievably zaftig for the time and place, Michiko Maeda. I still have 140 more posters to do in the album though-- Posters I have added since my first upload of my collection last year. Anyway, it's nice to hit a hurdle like this. IMDb continues to accept my submissions, and links to my poster albums, making this all worthwhile. As I used to muse back when I was happily contributing to Wikipedia-- before the "Wikipedia is NOT!" crowd ran me off-- it is these obscure, minor subjects-- Pink films in my case-- which a project like IMDb (or, I once thought, Wikipedia) excels.




If I want anything more than quick, shallow information about John Ford or Alfred Hitchcock, would I go to IMDb (or Wikipedia)? No. There are dozens of authoritative books to consult instead. But what if I want information on some obscure Pink film or Japanese AV actress no one has written about in English? I would go to a site where a book-wormish film nerd has added all the information he could find on the subject... But the mob that has taken over the site claiming to aim for "the sum of human knowledge" has purposely banned knowledge of the obscure... What a shame... Now take Masaki Amamiya for example. As can be amply seen in the images decorating this post, there is a HUGE wealth of human knowledge in Masaki, yet only a reckless fool would attempt starting an article on her in the exclusive club of Wikipedia.


She has starred in several internationally-available DVDs, sure, but just starring in DVDs is not "notable", of course. Any self-respecting Wikipedian can tell you that. Hell, who hasn't starred in several DVDs on the international market? Pffft. Only a newbie would think there is anything unusual about that. But look. LOOK! Masaki can carry her DVDs around and still have both hands free to give the peace sign! Now, pardon my French, but any definition of "notable" that excludes that is a crock of shit!!!

And look at what a nice smile she has! Would YOU call that non-notable? Would YOU go to a place calling itself the "sum of human knowledge" which intentionally excludes such a great, big, beautiful chunk of human knowledge as THIS? No. I didn't think so. Neither would I. So they exclude the likes of Masaki Amamiya. GOOD! That leaves her for US lucky few who are in the know to enjoy for ourselves.

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

As mentioned yesterday I spent most of my online time filling in and publishing posts here at "Hail, Hail". I did have time to do a little IMDb work, finishing up a backlog of posters to submit, and even submitted a few new film listings. Since I'm mentioning things I've mentioned before, I may have also mentioned at some point in time that I like chubby Asian girls with glasses. On the left, in the DVD OONIKU-004, Ms. Yuri Shirasaki amply demonstrates what I have in mind.





And since we have her at hand, let's allow Ms. Shirasaki to dramatize a few more of my likes as I mention them. At right, in her DVD for the Busty Amateur Nakadashi series, 108cm Bouncing Big Boobs with an Erect Clit: Kozue (ALB-129; November 1, 2011), she shows us boobs. I like boobs. Have I mentioned that before?







I am very fond of boobs in repose, when a lovely lady is asleep on her side, with cleavage exposed. Ms. Shirasaki, would you show us what I mean? Yes, that's it! Thank you!





But I don't mean to give the impression that boobs are my only like. Oh no. I have a wide range of likes. For example, I also like baths. And what makes a bath even more enjoyable? A partner. Specifically, a chubby Asian lady partner. One who wears glasses and has... boobs. Ms. Shirasaki?! Ah, I see she's anticipated my request...


And what is even better than a chubby lady with boobs down below? A chubby lady with boobs up on top! Yes! YES! Let's give a big round of applause for Ms. Shirasaki! Well done!

Horny Fat Woman Series: #26-30

I've been hard at work all week continuing to add captions to my Pink film Picasa albums, and to link those images of Pink film posters to their respective IMDb entries. Today I pause in that noble project of spreading the joy of Japanese erotic entertainment at a big site, to do some catching-up on this little blog. The posts of the past two weeks or so have been sketched out with notes for subjects, and I'll finish and post a few today. Note on my philosophy of bloggery: I consider each of these posts a mini essay which can be touched-up, edited, posted, or even deleted at a later date. So any readers out there may see changes (improvements, I hope) in any older post whenever the inspiration strikes. Since I consider posts to be essays in progress, changes are made without notice or explanation. But enough blather. Our weekly visit with the horny fat women is at hand! Today we have entries #26 through #30 to gander at. I have no comments to make on any one of them except to say I'd flip each and every one of these ladies in a nonce with relish. Enjoy!

Who IS that Masked Woman??!!!

In his latest post, our buddy Maguro offers a view of the upcoming DVD seen above: Muchikosu 2: Pocchari de gachi-muchi na ero-cosplayer shûketsu (ムチコス2　ぽっちゃりでガチムチなエロコスプレイヤー集結; OONIKU-006). Unfortunately, he had the bright idea of pasting these manga-faces over the models' real faces. Off with those masks! Let's see what they look like! Who is this amazing Kaori who makes such an awesome presence on the cover?! We need to know!!!

As the Swimming Suit Slips

News from the Olympics is awash with reports of a swimming suit slip in competition, so let's take a peek at Maguro's newest discovery, the aquatic Marina Jônouchi.Marina didn't quite make the Olympic swimming team, but she certainly gives an awe-inspiring view in the pool, and the way she slips her swimming suit leaves the competition in the dust!The only problem is our judge, obviously a connoisseur of the ample female form, can't take his eyes off Marina long enough to see what those other skinny gals are up to!And this scandalous pre-competition photo gives weight to the rumor that Marina bribed the judge by smothering him in her motherly attributes.
But to get down to serious matters, Marina is featured in Maguro's latest entry in the Nikudan series, Megaboin! Jônouchi Marina no ten'nen oppai nikkan variety (メガボイン！ 城之内まりなの天然おっぱい肉感バラエティ; MAGURO-032; July 2012).

A rear-view glance shows Marina offers a magnificent view from any angle. This first appearance of Marina shows she's got the foundation of a BBW favorite along the lines of Tamaki Yasuoka, and I'm sure this blog will follow her career with interest. Let's hope she sticks around for many more performances, and that this is just the first splash in a long-running career. I like the cut of her jib!